partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
him: hi
me: sweet jesus why are you perfect

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

Title: Same Love ft. Mary Lambert
Artist: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
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nostalgiainc:

This song gets me every time. Its hard to fully be yourself when you feel like everyone’s holding you back. Maybe not even holding me back just like they’d think of me differently and I couldn’t handle that. Well my first kiss was a girl and my first love was a boy and there’s nothing wrong with that. But it would be nice to be able to go to church and not feel like I’m breathing lies.